I was that mother crawling through the playbarn tunnel to mop up a pool of wee.
Why oh why didn't I put her in the horrible-pink-disney-theme pull-ups?
Why oh why didn't I force her onto the toilet even though she said she didn't need it?
Why just at the moment when (for the first time ever) a yummy-mummy spoke to me and I could have made a friend did my child announce in a penetrating voice that reached the farthest reaches of the garden centre 'Mummy i've had a h-accident'.
Why did yummy-mummy's child crawl through it two seconds before I got there?
Why were there only 3 tissues in my handback (not mansized either) so that i was forced to wipe up the rest with the leg of my own jeans whilst holding back a queue of children desperate to slide through it ?
This isn't how it was supposed to be.
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